terça-feira, 27 de janeiro de 2009

toothy raccoon

The Sun:


A FEISTY raccoon has bitten off a pervert’s PENIS as he was trying to rape the animal.

Alexander Kirilov, 44, was on a drunken weekend with pals when he leapt on the terrified – but toothy – fur ball.

“When I saw the raccoon I thought I’d have some fun,” he told stunned casualty surgeons in Moscow.

Now Russian plastic surgeons are trying to restore his mangled manhood.

“He’s been told they can get things working again but they can’t sew back on what the raccoon bit off," said a pal.

“That’s gone forever so there isn’t going to be much for them to work with."

quinta-feira, 8 de janeiro de 2009

can you keep a secret?

I'm trying to organize a prison break.

é pela ciência

dormi fora de casa, fui amarrada a uma cama e depois fiquei com DOR NAS ANCA e uma mancha vermelha no pescoço.

e não, não é o que tu tá pensando.